Sunday, August 23, 2026

2026 Movie List - The Top 117 of the Year So Far

THE STANDOUTS (13) - This should go without saying, but these are all must-sees.

I Swear ***1/2
The Invite ***1/2
The Odyssey ***1/2
#Skyking ***1/2
Spider-Man: Brand New Day ***
A Toxic Love Story ***
Send Help ***
Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea ***
Maternal Instinct ***
Toy Story 5 ***
Project Hail Mary ***
Jackass: Best and Last ***
Untold: Chess Mates ***

THE GOOD (28) - These represent quality filmmaking all around.

Primate ***
Obsession ***
Motor City ***
Tony ***
Wuthering Heights ***
The Dink ***
Pizza Movie ***
Roommates ***
72 Hours ***
The Crash ***
Marty, Life Is Short ***
Mile End Kicks ***
Office Romance ***
The Bluff ***
The Furious ***
The Sheep Detectives ***
Wardriver ***
Apex ***
Hoppers ***
Gangland ***
We Bury the Dead ***
The Truth and Tragedy of Moriah Wilson ***
Untold: The Shooting at Hawthorne Hill ***
Untold: The Death & Life of Lamar Odom ***
I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not ***
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu **1/2
Take a Banana For the Ride **1/2
Miracle: The Boys of '80 **1/2

THE GOOD... BUT SHOULD'VE BEEN BETTERS (17) - Why weren't these good movies better? I don't really know. But they should've been. Hence the name of this section.

The Drama ***
Is God Is ***
Crime 101 ***
Michael **1/2
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie **1/2
Wasteman **1/2
Tuner **1/2
In Cold Light **1/2
Blue Film **1/2
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice **1/2
Fuze **1/2
Lorne **1/2
Dracula **1/2
Tow **1/2
Kidnapped: Elizabeth Smart **1/2
The Investigation of Lucy Letby **1/2
Untold: Jail Blazers **1/2

THE GUILTY PLEASURES (16) - These are movies that I shouldn't like but do, for one reason or another. I only feel ashamed because the Internet tells me I'm supposed to.

War Machine ***
The Breadwinner ***
Over Your Dead Body ***
Mutiny **1/2
Evil Dead Burn **1/2
Normal **1/2
The Wrecking Crew **1/2
The Mummy **1/2
Soulm8te **
Citizen Vigilante **
Beast **
The Get Out **
Night Patrol **
Faces of Death **
Whistle **
Thrash **

THE UNDERWHELMING DISAPPOINTMENTS (27) - Chalk it up to expectations, but these movies just didn't cut it for me.

Disclosure Day **1/2
Heel **1/2
The Rivals of Amziah King **1/2
Carolina Caroline **1/2
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die **
The End of Oak Street **
I Love Boosters **
Leviticus **
Scary Movie **
Ladies First **
In the Grey **
Our Hero, Balthazar **
Psycho Killer **
Backrooms **
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple **
How to Make a Killing **
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie **
Passenger **
Little Brother **
Balls Up **
Above the Line **
Mortal Kombat II *1/2
Driver's Ed *1/2
Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass *1/2
Greenland 2: Migration *1/2
Josephine *1/2
The School Duel *1/2

THE BAD (16) - For better or worse, I just don't know what these movies were thinking.

The Rip *1/2
The Devil's Mouth *1/2
The Bride! *1/2
Mercy *1/2
They Will Kill You *
The Strangers: Chapter 3 *
Hokum *
I Want Your Sex *
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma *
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come 1/2*
Buddy 1/2*
Ice Cream Man 1/2*
Outcome 1/2*
Scream 7 (zero stars)
Undertone (zero stars)
Her Private Hell (zero stars)

IN PROGRESS (3) - I started watching these, but I never quite finished. Make of that what you will, but not always. Sometimes, it's just a matter of viewing circumstances.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 (45 minutes)
Supergirl (25 minutes)
The Wizard of the Kremlin (20 minutes)

EMBARGOED (2) - I can't talk about these movies just yet. It's part of the deal.

Untold: Raygun: Breaking Badly
Untold: The Testimony of Vince Young

OOPS, I MISSED (127): All You Need Is Kill, The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act, Animal Farm, Bad Counselors, Ballistic, Billie Eilish: Hit Me Hard and Soft, The Birthday Party, Blood Shine, Blue Heron, The Brink of War, Brothers Under Fire, Bulls, Burt, Busboys, The Christophers, Chum, Clika, Cold Storage, Corporate Retreat, Couples Weekend, Couture, Coyote vs. Acme, Cruel Hands, The Death of Robin Hood, Deep Water, Desert Warrior, Dolly, Don't Look Back in Anger, EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert, Enola Holmes 3, Erupjca, Exit 8, Fantasy Life, Finding Emily, Forbidden Fruits, Forgotten Island, Frankie: Maniac Woman, Girls Like Girls, GOAT, Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty, Hamlet, H Is for Hawk, The History of Concrete, Hive, Hot Spot, Hungry, I Can Only Imagine 2, The Incomer, Insidious: Out of the Further, In the Blink of an Eye, In the Hand of Dante, Iron Lung, Islands, The Isolate Thief, Jack Ryan: Ghost War, Jimpa, Just Play Dead, The Kidnapping of Arabella, The Last House, Late Fame, Lucky Strike, Maddie's Secret, Magellan, The Magic Faraway Tree, Magic Hour, Marc by Sofia, Masters of the Universe, Melania, Mimics, Minions & Monsters, Miss You, Love You, Moana, The Moment, Moses the Black, Mother Mary, Namaslay, Neglected, Newborn, Nightborn, Night Nurse, Obex, O Horizon, Omaha, One Night Only, One Spoon of Chocolate, The Passenger, PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie, People We Meet on Vacation, Peter Asher: Everywhere Man, Pinocchio: Unstrung, The Pout-Pout Fish, Power Ballad, Practical Magic 2, Pressure, Pretty Lethal, Propeller One-Way Night Coach, Pulp: What Do You Do For an Encore?, Redux Redux, Remarkably Bright Creatures, Reminders of Him, Return to Silent Hill, Ricky, Rose of Nevada, The Runner, The Samurai and the Prisoner, Savage House, Sheep in the Box, Shelter, Solo Mio, Spa Weekend, Stop! That! Train!, The Sun Never Sets, Super Troopers 3, Swapped, Terrestrial, This Is Not a Test, This Tempting Madness, Time of Death, Unidentified, Untitled Home Invasion Romance, Voicemails for Isabelle, Wingman, Winthrop, The Wrong Girls, The Yeti, You, Me & Tuscany, Youngblood, Young Washington

COMING SOON (21): Bad Apples, Boorman and the Devil, By Any Means, The Dog Stars, Don't Say Good Luck, Fall 2: Deadpoint, The Fix, Heart of the Beast, Hope, Idiots, Mayday, Onslaught, Primetime, Resident Evil, Runner, The Stunt Driver, Union County, The Uprising, Victorian Psycho, The Weight, Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

2025 Movie List - The Top 216 Movies of the Year

THE STANDOUTS (14) - This should go without saying, but these are all must-sees.

The Lost Bus ***
Final Destination: Bloodlines ***
The Ugly Stepsister ***
Together ***
F1 ***
Night Call ***
Is This Thing On? ***
Pillion ***
Christy ***
Marty Supreme ***
Sketch ***
Avatar: Fire and Ash ***
aka Charlie Sheen ***
Unknown Number: The High School Catfish ***

THE GOOD (41) - These represent quality filmmaking all around.

Splitsville ***
Dangerous Animals ***
Weapons ***
Warfare ***
Black Bag ***
Ponyboi ***
Roofman ***
It Was Just an Accident ***
The Housemaid ***
The Perfect Neighbor ***
One of Them Days ***
The Plague ***
Twinless ***
Trainwreck: The Astroworld Tragedy ***
Oklahoma City Bombing: American Terror ***
Predator: Killer of Killers ***
Sisu: Road to Revenge ***
Untold: Shooting Guards ***
Nonnas ***
Caught Stealing ***
Drop ***
Summer of '69 ***
The Comeback Trail ***
Anniversary ***
Meat Kills ***
Echo Valley ***
My Father, the BTK Killer ***
Predators ***
The Twister: Caught in the Storm ***
Bone Lake ***
John Candy: I Like Me ***
It's All Gonna Break ***
We Beat the Dream Team ***
Downey Wrote That ***
V/H/S/Halloween ***
Zootopia 2 **1/2
I Don't Understand You **1/2
Evil Influencer: The Jodi Hildebrandt Story **1/2
The Carman Family Deaths **1/2
When We Went Mad! **1/2
Dog Man **1/2

THE GOOD... BUT SHOULD'VE BEEN BETTERS (46) - Why weren't these good movies better? I don't really know. But they should've been. Hence the name of this section.

One Battle After Another ***
Sinners ***
Sentimental Value ***
The Secret Agent ***
The Smashing Machine ***
Dreams ***
Cloud ***
Materialists ***
Plainclothes ***
Predator: Badlands **1/2
Sirat **1/2
Oh. What. Fun. **1/2
Frankenstein **1/2
Night Always Comes **1/2
Dead of Winter **1/2
Superman **1/2
The Naked Gun **1/2
Thunderbolts **1/2
The Thursday Murder Club **1/2
The Fantastic Four: First Steps **1/2
Friendship **1/2
Bring Them Down **1/2
Dead Man's Wire **1/2
Inside **1/2
Companion **1/2
Sacramento **1/2
Last Breath **1/2
The Surfer **1/2
Lurker **1/2
Sharp Corner **1/2
Eephus **1/2
The Luckiest Man in America **1/2
All the Devils Are Here **1/2
Bang Bang **1/2
Being Eddie **1/2
Highest 2 Lowest **1/2
Jurassic World Rebirth **1/2
Heart Eyes **1/2
Novocaine **1/2
Blue Moon **1/2
A Desert **1/2
Untold: The Fall of Favre **1/2
Untold: The Liver King **1/2
A Deadly American Marriage **1/2
Elway **1/2
Chaos: The Manson Murders **1/2

THE GUILTY PLEASURES (29) - These are movies that I shouldn't like but do, for one reason or another. I only feel ashamed because the Internet tells me I'm supposed to.

Locked ***
A Working Man ***
Violent Ends ***
King Ivory ***
Freaky Tales ***
Opus ***
The Running Man **1/2
Fear Street: Prom Queen **1/2
Heads of State **1/2
Fight or Flight **1/2
Eenie Meanie **1/2
Kinda Pregnant **1/2
Now You See Me, Now You Don't **1/2
Anaconda **1/2
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle **1/2
Play Dirty **1/2
Tron: Ares **1/2
Coyotes **1/2
Influencers **1/2
Playdate **1/2
Just Breathe **1/2
Den of Thieves 2: Pantera **1/2
The Gorge **1/2
G20 **1/2
Barron's Cove **1/2
Nobody 2 **1/2
Trap House **1/2
Love Hurts **1/2
Death of a Unicorn **1/2

THE UNDERWHELMING DISAPPOINTMENTS (67) - Chalk it up to expectations, but these movies just didn't cut it for me.

Eddington **1/2
Bugonia **1/2
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You **1/2
Salvable **1/2
She Rides Shotgun **1/2
Americana **1/2
Sovereign **1/2
Silent Night, Deadly Night **1/2
The Shrouds **1/2
Karate Kid: Legends **1/2
The Amateur **
Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning **
The Long Walk **
Keeper **
Wicked: For Good **
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery **
Dust Bunny **
Die My Love **
Anemone **
No Other Choice **
Alpha **
Jay Kelly **
A House of Dynamite **
Havoc **
The Accountant 2 **
The Rule of Jenny Pen **
Nuremberg **
Wolf Man **
O'Dessa **
Bring Her Back **
The Phoenician Scheme **
Black Phone 2 **
The Ballad of a Small Player **
After the Hunt **
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere **
Train Dreams **
You're Cordially Invited **
Ballerina **
Cleaner **
The Life of Chuck **
The Assessment **
Another Simple Favor **
The Family Plan 2 **
The Woman in Cabin 10 **
Becoming Led Zeppelin **
Sorry, Baby **
The Mastermind **
Good Fortune **
American Sweatshop **
Zodiac Killer Project **
Neighborhood Watch *1/2
28 Years Later *1/2
The Monkey *1/2
The Roses *1/2
Him *1/2
The Strangers: Chapter 2 *1/2
The Toxic Avenger *1/2
Vulcanizadora *1/2
The Pickup *1/2
Captain America: Brave New World *1/2
Until Dawn *1/2
Good Boy *1/2
Shell *1/2
Hallow Road *1/2
Clown in a Cornfield *1/2
Happy Gilmore 2 *
London Calling *

THE BAD (19) - For better or worse, I just don't know what these movies were thinking.

Flight Risk *1/2
Mickey 17 *1/2
Hurry Up Tomorrow *1/2
I Know What You Did Last Summer *1/2
The Home *1/2
Holland *1/2
McVeigh *1/2
Back in Action *1/2
Mountainhead *
Hamnet *
Vicious *
Fixed *
Trust *
Borderline *
It Ends *
Stealing Pulp Fiction *
M3GAN 2.0 1/2*
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 1/2*
Please Don't Feed the Children 1/2*

IN PROGRESS (7) - I started watching these, but I never quite finished. Make of that what you will, but not always. Sometimes, it's just a matter of viewing circumstances.

The Age of Disclosure (30 minutes)
Aileen: Queen of the Serial Killers (25 minutes)
Bad Shabbos (20 minutes)
The Baltimorons (40 minutes)
Shelby Oaks (15 minutes)
Titan: The Oceangate Submersible Disaster (25 minutes)
Traumatika (10 minutes)

DON'T FORGET (11) - I first saw these 2025 movies a while back. This list is for me, so I don't forget them.

Relay ***
Presence ***
The Cut ***
Magazine Dreams **1/2
Riff Raff **1/2
Matt and Mara **1/2
Eden **
The Damned **
AUM: The Cult at the End of the World **
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This 1/2*
Ick 1/2*

OOPS, I MISSED (170): 31 Candles, 100 Nights of Hero, The Actor, Adult Children, Adulthood, Afternoons of Solitude, A Little Prayer, All of You, Altered, The Alto Knights, April, Architecton, Arco, Armand, Ash, The Astronaut, Atropia, The Bad Guys 2, The Ballad of Wallis Island, A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, Bono: Stories of Surrender, Both Eyes Open, Brave the Dark, Bride Hard, The Carpenter's Son, Caught By the Tides, Champagne Problems, Cheech and Chong's Last Movie, The Choral, The Chronology of Water, Clemente, The Conjuring: Last Rites, Deaf President Now!, DJ Ahmet, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, Dragonfly, East of Wall, Eleanor the Great, Electra, The Electric State, Elio, Ella McCay, Eternity, Everything's Going to Be Great, Ex-Husbands, Fairyland, Fountain of Youth, Freakier Friday, The Friend, Frontier Crucible, Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie, The Gardener, Garden of Eden, Goodbye Jane, Grand Theft Hamlet, The Grateful Dead Movie, Griffin in Summer, Hedda, Henry Johnson, Here Now, Honey Don't, Hot Milk, How to Train Your Dragon, Hung Up on a Dream: The Zombies Documentary, Ice Fall, Ice Road: Vengeance, I'm Still Here, Inheritance, In the Lost Lands, I Swear, I Wish You All the Best, Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, Kiss of the Spider Woman, Kokuho, Last Days, The Legend of Ochi, Lilly, Lilo & Stitch, Long Distance, Long Shadows, Lost & Found in Cleveland, Love, Brooklyn, The Map That Leads to You, Mata Hari, Merrily We Roll Along, A Minecraft Movie, Mogwai: If the Stars Had Sound, Muzzle: City of Wolves, My Dead Friend Zoe, My Mom Jayne, The Mysterious Gaze of the Flamingo, Ne Zha II, A Nice Indian Boy, No Sleep Till, Not Without Hope, Nouvelle Vague, Oh, Hi, The Old Guard 2, Old Guy, On Becoming a Guinea Fowl, Paddington in Peru, Paradise Records, The Parenting, Parthenope, Pavements, Pee-wee as Himself, The Penguin Lessons, Peter Hujar's Day, Pools, Popeye the Slayer Man, Pose, The President's Cake, Primitive War, A Private Life, Queen of the Ring, Rabbit Trap, Rebuilding, Regretting You, Rental Family, Riefenstahl, The Ritual, R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead, Rosario, Rosemead, Rust, Saint Clare, Sarah's Oil, Screamboat, The Senior, Seven Veils, Sew Torn, The Sexiest Man in Winnipeg, Shadow Force, Site, Smurfs, Snow White, Song Sung Blue, Souleymane's Story, Sound of Falling, Spinal Tap II: The End Continues, The Spongebob Movie: The Search for Squarepants, Stans, Steve, Stiller & Meara: Nothing Is Lost, Stitch Head, Strange Harvest, Straw, Swiped, Tall Tales, The Testament of Ann Lee, The Thing with Feathers, The Threesome, Tornado, Turn Me On, The Twits, The Unbreakable Boy, Urchin, Vincent Must Die, The Voice of Hind Rajab, Waltzing with Brando, War of the Worlds, The Wedding Banquet, When I'm Ready, Who by Fire, Wick Is Pain, Wildcat, Witchboard, The Woman in the Yard, The Wrong Paris, Xeno

COMING SOON (0):

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

2024 Movie List - The Top 207 Movies of the Year

THE STANDOUTS (16) - This should go without saying, but these are all must-sees.

The Apprentice ***1/2
Anora ***1/2
The Brutalist ***1/2
Dune: Part Two ***1/2
We Live in Time ***1/2
Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story ***1/2
The Truth vs. Alex Jones ***1/2
Sing Sing ***
Femme ***
The Substance ***
Babygirl ***
Day of the Fight ***
The Wild Robot ***
Better Man ***
Los Frikis ***
Into the Fire: The Lost Daughter ***

THE GOOD (46) - These represent quality filmmaking all around.

Love Lies Bleeding ***
The Order ***
September 5 ***
Babes ***
Didi ***
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga ***
Saturday Night ***
Will & Harper ***
Road House ***
Thelma ***
Relay ***
Presence ***
Skincare ***
Strange Darling ***
Rez Ball ***
Unstoppable ***
Mothers' Instinct ***
Nutcrackers ***
Smile 2 ***
A Real Pain ***
The Girl With the Needle ***
Don't Move ***
Blink Twice ***
Magpie ***
Old Fox ***
Lover, Stalker, Killer ***
How to Rob a Bank ***
Back to Black ***
Wicked ***
Immaculate ***
The Thicket ***
The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed ***
The Speedway Murders ***
Biggest Heist Ever ***
Bad Genius ***
Watchmen: Chapter 1 ***
A Family Affair ***
Snack Shack **1/2
The Instigators **1/2
Damsel **1/2
Nightwatch: Demons Are Forever **1/2
12.12: The Day **1/2
Self Reliance **1/2
What Jennifer Did **1/2
An American Bombing: The Road to April 19th **1/2
MoviePass, MovieCrash **1/2

THE GOOD... BUT SHOULD'VE BEEN BETTERS (43) - Why weren't these good movies better? I don't really know. But they should've been. Hence, the name of this section.

Inside Out 2 ***
Conclave ***
Emilia Perez ***
Bird ***
The Cut ***
Speak No Evil ***
Nightbitch **1/2
The King Tide **1/2
Gladiator II **1/2
A Complete Unknown **1/2
The Performance **1/2
My Old Ass **1/2
Trap **1/2
Twisters **1/2
In the Land of Saints and Sinners **1/2
The Fall Guy **1/2
Rebel Ridge **1/2
The Line **1/2
Heretic **1/2
Alien: Romulus **1/2
Fly Me to the Moon **1/2
Challengers **1/2
Universal Language **1/2
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare **1/2
A Different Man **1/2
Riff Raff **1/2
The Wasp **1/2
Asphalt City **1/2
Blood for Dust **1/2
The Last Stop in Yuma County **1/2
Sasquatch Sunset **1/2
The Piano Lesson **1/2
Okie **1/2
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F **1/2
The Killer **1/2
Matt and Mara **1/2
Brats **1/2
Girls State **1/2
Scoop **1/2
Red Rooms **1/2
How to Have Sex **1/2
Sometimes I Think About Dying **1/2
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire **1/2

THE GUILTY PLEASURES (23) - These are movies that I shouldn't like but I do, for one reason or another. I only feel ashamed because the Internet tells me I'm supposed to.

Red Right Hand ***
Land of Bad ***
The Coffee Table ***
The Deliverance ***
The Beekeeper **1/2
DogMan **1/2
Terrifier 3 **1/2
5lbs of Pressure **1/2
1992 **1/2
Prey **1/2
The Underdoggs **1/2
The 4:30 Movie **1/2
V/H/S/Beyond **1/2
Werewolves **1/2
Kraven the Hunter **1/2
Incoming **1/2
The Union **
Jackpot! **
Unfrosted **
You Can't Run Forever **
Trigger Warning **
Tarot **
Cult Killer **

THE UNDERWHELMING DISAPPOINTMENTS (56) - Chalk it up to expectations but these movies just didn't cut it for me.

Longlegs **1/2
Civil War **1/2
Megalopolis **1/2
The Seed of the Sacred Fig **1/2
Blitz **1/2
Monkey Man **1/2
Carry-On **1/2
Kill **1/2    
MaXXXine **1/2
A Quiet Place: Day One **1/2
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes **1/2
Late Night With the Devil **1/2
The First Omen **1/2
Handling the Undead **1/2
His Three Daughters **1/2
Moana 2 **1/2
The Bikeriders **
Humane **
Wolfs **
Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1 **
Eden **
The Last Showgirl **
Juror #2 **
Nosferatu **
Abigail **
Argylle **
Greedy People **
Deadpool & Wolverine **
The Strangers: Chapter 1 **
Ricky Stanicky **
The Seeding **
The Crow **
I.S.S. **
A Sacrifice **
He Went That Way **
Force of Nature: The Dry 2 **
Y2K **
The Damned **
Red One **
Founders Day **
The Shadow Strays **
The Exorcism **
Limbo **
The Platform 2 **
Lumberjack the Monster **
Joker: Folie a Deux *1/2
I Saw the TV Glow *1/2
Bad Boys: Ride or Die *1/2
Heather *1/2
Mr. Crocket *1/2
Oddity *1/2
Kim's Video *1/2
The Bricklayer *1/2
Lift *1/2
AfrAId *1/2
What Remains *1/2

THE BAD (23) - For better or worse, I just don't know what these movies were thinking.

It's What's Inside *1/2
In a Violent Nature *1/2
Cuckoo *1/2
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire *1/2
Drive-Away Dolls *1/2
Kinds of Kindness *
The End *
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice *
The Watchers *
Nickel Boys *
Brothers *
The Gutter *
Caddo Lake *
Azrael *
Boneyard *
Poolman *
Trim Season *
Madame Web *
Night Swim *
Sleeping Dogs 1/2*
Killer of Men 1/2*
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This 1/2*
Ick 1/2*

IN PROGRESS (4) - I started watching these but I never quite finished. Make of that what you will... but not always. Sometimes, it's just a matter of viewing circumstances.

Borderlands (45 minutes)
The Garfield Movie (45 minutes)
Killer Heat (30 minutes)
The Killer's Game (20 minutes)

EMBARGOED (0) - Silence is golden... for now.

DON'T FORGET (4) - I first saw these 2024 movies a while back. This list is for me, so I don't forget them.

Jamojaya ***1/2
Woman of the Hour ***1/2
Hit Man ***
Knox Goes Away **1/2

OOPS, I MISSED (163): About Dry Grasses, Adam the First, All We Imagine as Light, The American Society of Magical Negroes, American Star, Am I OK?, Apartment 7A, Arcadian, Armor, Arthur the King, Atlas, Bad Shabbos, Bagman, The Beast, Beautiful Wedding, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, Between the Temples, Black Dog, Bob Marley: One Love, The Book of Clarence, The Breaking Ice, Close Your Eyes, La Cocina, Cold Copy, The Contestant, Cora Bora, Dahomey, Damaged, Dance First, Daughters, The Dead Don't Hurt, Dear Santa, Despicable Me 4, The Devil's Bath, Divorce in the Black, Do Not Expect Too Much From the End of the World, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Downtown Owl, Elevation, Eno, Evil Does Not Exist, Exhuma, Fanatical: The Catfishing of Tegan and Sara, Fancy Dance, Firebrand, The Fire Inside, Flow, The Front Room, Get Away, Ghostlight, Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive, Good One, Goodrich, The Grab, The Graduates, The Greatest Hits, The Greatest Night in Pop, Green Border, Hard Truths, Harold and the Purple Crayon, Here, Hold Your Breath, Hot Frosty, House of Spoils, I Am: Celine Dion, The Idea of You, IF, Imaginary, I'm Still Here, Infested, Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell, In the Summers, Io Capitano, It Ends With Us, I Used to Be Funny, Janet Planet, Jeanne du Barry, Jim Henson Idea Man, Joy, June Zero, Kung Fu Panda 4, Late Bloomers, Lee, Let's Start a Cult, Lights Out, Lisa Frankenstein, Lonely Planet, Longing, Look Into My Eyes, The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, Marmalade, Mean Girls, Memoir of a Snail, Miller's Girl, Monolith, Monster Summer, Mufasa: The Lion King, Music by John Williams, My Spy: The Eternal City, Never Let Go, No Other Land, Oh Canada!, The Old Oak, One Fast Move, One Life, Ordinary Angels, The Outrun, Outside, Piece by Piece, Problemista, Prom Dates, Queer, The Radleys, Reagan, Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver, The Remarkable Life of Ibelin, Remembering Gene Wilder, The Return, Role Play, The Room Next Door, Rumours, Salem's Lot, Scrambled, Sebastian, She Taught Love, The Six Triple Eight, Skywalkers: A Love Story, Slingshot, Small Things Like These, Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Soundtrack to a Coup d'Etat, Space Cadet, Spaceman, Spellbound, Spin the Bottle, STEVE! (martin) a documentary in 2 pieces, Stopmotion, Stress Positions, Suncoast, The Supremes at Earl's All-You-Can-Eat, Sweethearts, The Taste of Things, This Is Me... Now, Time Cut, Totem, Touch, Toxic, Transformers One, Treasure, Tuesday, Ultraman: Rising, Under Paris, Venom: The Last Dance, Vermiglio, Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, What About Love, Which Brings Me to You, White Bird, Wildcat, Winner, Young Woman and the Sea, YOLO, Your Monster

COMING SOON (0):

Sunday, December 31, 2023

2023 Movie List - The Top 225 of the Year So Far


THE STANDOUTS (18) - This should go without saying, but these are all must-sees.

Jamojaya ***1/2
Society of the Snow ***1/2
Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie ***1/2
Woman of the Hour ***1/2
Nyad ***1/2
Past Lives ***1/2
Memory ***1/2
Air ***1/2
BlackBerry ***
The Iron Claw ***
American Fiction ***
The Holdovers ***
The Beasts ***
Flora and Son ***
Theater Camp ***
Reality ***
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One ***
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse ***

THE GOOD (51) - These represent quality filmmaking all around.

A Thousand and One ***
Flamin' Hot ***
Hit Man ***
Fair Play ***
Reptile ***
The Killer ***
Guy Ritchie's The Covenant ***
Joy Ride ***
You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah ***
Elemental ***
All of Us Strangers ***
You Hurt My Feelings ***
Somewhere in Queens ***
The Teachers' Lounge ***
Sick of Myself ***
Dream Scenario ***
The Equalizer 3 ***
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem ***
Talk to Me ***
The Jewel Thief ***
Sympathy for the Devil ***
The Burial ***
El Conde ***
Passages ***
Kandahar ***
Good Boy ***
Sharper ***
Bruiser ***
I Got a Monster ***
Are You There God? It's Me Margaret ***
Tetris ***
When Evil Lurks ***
The Boogeyman ***
About My Father ***
The Marsh King's Daughter ***
You People ***
Creed III ***
Pamela: A Love Story ***
Missing ***
Extraction 2 ***
The Pez Outlaw ***
The Super Mario Bros. Movie ***
Cat Person ***
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny **1/2
Godzilla Minus One **1/2
Albert Brooks: Defending My Life **1/2
The Little Mermaid **1/2
Champions **1/2
My Animal **1/2
Always, Lola **1/2
This Place Rules **1/2

THE GOOD... BUT SHOULD'VE BEEN BETTERS (33) - Why weren't these good movies better? I don't really know. But they should've been. Hence, the name of this section.

Oppenheimer ***
Anatomy of a Fall ***
Killers of the Flower Moon **1/2
Magazine Dreams **1/2
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 **1/2
No Hard Feelings **1/2
Next Goal Wins **1/2
May December **1/2
Rustin **1/2
R.M.N. **1/2
Origin **1/2
The Flash **1/2
Luther: The Fallen Sun **1/2
To Catch a Killer **1/2
Knox Goes Away **1/2
Butcher's Crossing **1/2
Sly **1/2
Finestkind **1/2
Holiday **1/2
Inside **1/2
I Like Movies **1/2
Magic Mike's Last Dance **1/2
The Boys in the Boat **1/2
Big George Foreman **1/2
Glitch: The Rise & Fall of HQ Trivia **1/2
Landscape With Invisible Hand **1/2
The Integrity of Joseph Chambers **1/2
Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre **1/2
Barber **1/2
The Dive **1/2
Paint **1/2
Rotting in the Sun **1/2
BS High **1/2

THE GUILTY PLEASURES (40)- These are movies that I shouldn't like but I do, for one reason or another. I only feel ashamed because the Internet tells me I'm supposed to.

God Is a Bullet ***
Gran Turismo ***
Saw X ***
Strays ***
Blue Beetle ***
The Wrath of Becky ***
Bobcat Moretti ***
Cocaine Bear ***
Old Dads ***
Transfusion ***
M3GAN ***
The Mother **1/2
The Family Plan **1/2
Sound of Freedom **1/2
The Passenger **1/2
Fast Charlie **1/2
Manodrome **1/2
River Wild **1/2
80 for Brady **1/2
Anyone But You **1/2
Thanksgiving **1/2
Quiz Lady **1/2
V/H/S/85 **1/2
The Out-Laws **1/2
Fast X **1/2
Plane **1/2
Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire **1/2
Silent Night **1/2
House Party **1/2
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines **1/2
Shotgun Wedding **1/2
Inside Man **1/2
We Have a Ghost **1/2
The Price We Pay **1/2
The Machine **1/2
Family Switch **1/2
Retribution **
Night of the Hunted **
King of Killers **
Meg 2: The Trench **

THE UNDERWHELMING DISAPPOINTMENTS (69) - Chalk it up to expectations but these movies just didn't cut it for me.

Barbie **1/2
Saltburn **1/2
Royal Hotel **1/2
Maestro **1/2
Ferrari **1/2
Napoleon **1/2
The Creator **1/2
Asteroid City **1/2
Dumb Money **1/2
Eileen **1/2
The Zone of Interest **1/2
Poor Things **1/2
The Color Purple **1/2
The Last Voyage of the Demeter **1/2
No One Will Save You **1/2
Knock at the Cabin **1/2
Pain Hustlers **1/2
Shortcomings **1/2
Master Gardener **1/2
Boston Strangler **1/2
The Lesson **1/2
Rye Lane **1/2
Renfield **
John Wick: Chapter 4 **
Heart of Stone **
Evil Dead Rise **
Biosphere **
White Men Can't Jump **
A Lot of Nothing **
Leave the World Behind **
Sanctuary **
The Pope's Exorcist **
Maggie Moore(s) **
Fremont **
Foe **
Daddio **
Share? **
Boy Kills World **
Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain **
It Lives Inside **
Totally Killer **
Murder Mystery 2 **
65**
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania **
AUM: The Cult at the End of the World **
The Tutor **
Your Lucky Day **
The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial **
Wonka **
Haunted Mansion **
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts **
Candy Cane Lane **
The Beanie Bubble **
Buddy Games: Spring Awakening **
Hell of a Summer **
Bad Behaviour **
Trader **
The Good Mother **
Justice **
Victim/Suspect **
Scream VI *1/2
Infinity Pool *1/2
The Marvels *1/2
The Exorcist: Believer *1/2
It's a Wonderful Knife *1/2
The Old Way*1/2
American Outlaws *1/2
Naga *1/2
Cobweb *1/2

THE BAD (14) - For better or worse, I just don't know what these movies were thinking.

Showing Up *1/2
Beau Is Afraid *
They Cloned Tyrone *
Bottoms *
Five Nights at Freddy's *
Hypnotic *
Dark Harvest *
Dicks: The Musical *
Mother, Couch!*
All Fun and Games *
Malum *
Skinamarink *
The Tank 1/2*
Children of the Corn 1/2*

IN PROGRESS (8) - I started watching these but I never quite finished. Make of that what you will... but not always. Sometimes, it's just a matter of viewing circumstances.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (30 minutes)
Fingernails (45 minutes)
A Haunting in Venice (20 minutes)
Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls (30 minutes)
Pacifiction (45 minutes)
PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie (45 minutes)
The Pigeon Tunnel (25 minutes)
Priscilla (35 minutes)

EMBARGOED (0) - Silence is golden... for now.

DON'T FORGET (5) - I first saw these 2023 movies a while back. This list is for me, so I don't forget them.

How to Blow Up a Pipeline ***
Sisu ***
Palm Trees and Powerlines ***
Sick ***
The Blackening **

OOPS, I MISSED (118): 97 Minutes, The Adults, Afire, All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt, American Symphony, The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster, Anselm, Aporia, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, The Artifice Girl, Assassin Club, The Baker, Birth/Rebirth, Black Ice, Book Club: The Next Chapter, The Boy and the Heron, Brother, Cassandro, Chevalier, Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget, La Chimera, Chupa, Comandante, Consecration, Corner Office, The Country Club, Coup de Chance, Dante and Aristotle Discover the Secrets of the Universe, The Delinquents, Devil's Peak, Divinity, Earth Mama, Emily, The Engineer, The Eternal Memory, Exp4ndables, Fallen Leaves, Fancy Dance, Final Cut, Fool's Paradise, Four Daughters, Freelance, Freud's Last Session, Frybread Face and Me, Genie, Ghosted, Godland, God's Time, Golda, Good Burger 2, A Good Person, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Influencer, Insidious: The Red Door, Judy Blume Forever, Jules, The Kill Room, Kokomo City, Land of Gold, Last Stop Larrimah, The League, Leo, Linoleum, The Locksmith, Mafia Mamma, Marlowe, Maximum Truth, Medusa Deluxe, Menus Plaisirs - Les Troisgros, A Million Miles Away, Migration, The Mission, Monica, Monster, Moving On, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3, Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose, Nimona, The Nun II, Occupied City, Office Race, On a Wing and a Prayer, One Day as a Lion, The Origin of Evil, The Outwaters, Padre Pio, Perfect Days, Play Dead, The Pod Generation, Polite Society, Prisoner's Daughter, The Promised Land, Quasi, Rare Objects, Reggie, Renaissance: A Film by Beyonce, The Retirement Plan, Robot Dreams, Scrapper, Shazam! Fury of the Gods, She Came to Me, Sheroes, Spinning Gold, Spy Kids: Armageddon, The Starling Girl, Suitable Flesh, Surrounded, The Taste of Things, Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour, Trolls Band Together, The Unknown Country, Unwelcome, Vacation Friends 2, What Happens Later, Who Done It: The Clue Documentary, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Wish, Zombie Town

COMING SOON (0):

The InSneider's Top 10 Movies and TV Shows of 2023

You know the drill. This Top 10 is my ever-evolving personal list of favorites in both film and television. I also included my Worst 10 films of the year, plus lists of my most anticipated movies and shows in 2023. Enjoy!

TheInSneider's Top 10 Movies of 2023...

1. SOCIETY OF THE SNOW - Just an incredibly director survival story that, sure, we've seen done before, but not nearly as viscerally as this. JA Bayona knocks it out of the park and makes sure we remember these names long after the credits roll. One of the best plane crash sequences ever put to film.

2. STILL: A MICHAEL J. FOX MOVIE - This is a truly beautiful love story about two people who have upheld the "in sickness and in health" part of their wedding vows. Another film that speaks to the triumph of the human spirit and the will to survive. At no point does MJF wants us to take pity upon him, or think of him as a victim whose job is to suffer. We see him on his bad days here, not just when the People magazine photographer is there to shoot a two-page spread.

3. NYAD - A movie for anyone who's ever been told they're too old. too washed up, too whatever to succeed. Nyad said she was going out on her own terms. She's a fighter who embodies the human spirit and the triumph of the will. In addition to accomplishing an extraordinary physical feat, the movie lends a window into the mental strength required by Diana Nyad. 

4. (tie) PAST LIVES and MEMORY Think about it, Past Lives is a movie about someone obsessed with their past, who sets out to change their future. Memory is a movie about living in the moment, for all we have is the present. We can't change the past, and the future will be what it will be. Can you live in the now, not knowing if there will ever be a later?

5. (tie) AIR and BLACKBERRY - Paired together for obvious reasons

6. AMERICAN FICTION - I thought long and hard about whether to go with The Holdovers or American Fiction here but I went with the latter scenario because I think it succeeds on multiple levels and generally had greater degree of difficulty. Both of them are the kind of gems that could push Oppenheimer for Best Picture. Jeffrey Wright is great in this film, but Serling K. Brown is even better, and it's great to see Erika Alexander in a substantial role like this again.

7. THE HOLDOVERS - Just a warm hug of a movie led by a terrific Paul Giamatti performance that deserves to win the Oscar for Best Actot. Da'Vine Joy Randolph is the film's secret weapon and she seems like a lock to win Best Supporting Actress come March. 

8. THE IRON CLAW - A devastating film about four brothers who didn't want to disappoint their father and paid dearly, featuring a transformative Zac Efron performance and a breakout turn from newcomer Stanley Simons. 

9. THEATER CAMP - This movie is so fucking perfect, it scares the shit out of me. It is so brilliantly observed. I went to an all-boys Jewish summer camp for 12 years, so it was a little bit different, but I also went to Tisch, and that was like where all the Theater Camps across America ultimately lead. I know these people and this movie captured their essence with humor and heart. Molly Gordon is a delight, and keep an eye on Ben Platt's boyfriend TK, who steals the show here in more ways than one.

10. GOD IS A BULLET - I know everyone has been talking about The Holdovers being a throwback to another era, but this movie was a true throwback to a time when chaos reigned. This is a movie that walks the fucking walk. Maika Monroe and Karl Glusman deliver two of the most convincing performances of the year, and writer-directors Nick Cassavetes is just a madman. I can't wait to see what he does next.

Honorable Mentions: Fair Play, Flora and Son, How to Blow Up a Pipeline, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning, Palm Trees and Power Lines, Reality, Reptile, Sisu, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, A Thousand and One

And now for The InSneider's Worst 10 Movies of 2023. Apologies in advance!

10. SCREAM VI

9. THE MARVELS

8. THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER

7. BEAU IS AFRAID

6. BOTTOMS

5. HYPNOTIC

4. DICKS: THE MUSICAL

3. MOTHER, COUCH!

2. SKINAMARINK

1. (tie) CHILDREN OF THE CORN and DARK HARVEST

Dishonorable Mention: Crappy Sequels - Besides the three listed above -- Scream, Captain Marvel, and The Exorcist -- who could forget Ant-Man 3, Murder Mystery 2, Meg 2: The Trench, Buddy Games: Spring Awakening, and especially John Wick: Chapter 4, which ran a jaw-dropping, ass-numbing 169 minutes. Note to John Wick -- you're not killing the Flower Moon, my guy. Move it along!

Don't forget the Top 10 Movies I Missed in 2023...

1. American Symphony
2. The Boy and the Heron
3. Afire
4. The Taste of Things
5. Perfect Days
6. Fallen Leaves
7. Godland
8. Birth/Rebirth
9. Monica
10. Nimona

And finally, my Top 24 Most Anticipated Movies of 2024. An asterisk indicates that this film also appeared on my Most Anticipated of 2023 list.

1. The Crow
2. The Order
3. Joker: Folie a Deux
4. Havoc*
5. Blitz
6. Furiosa
7. MaXXXine
8. Juror #2
9. The Substance
10. Rebel Ridge*
11. Trap a.k.a. Good Grades
12. A Quiet Place: Day One
13. Black Flies
14. Holland, Michigan
15. Longlegs
16. Rich Flu
17. The Actor
18. Carry-On
19. Freaky Tales
20. Mickey 17
21. Unfrosted
22. Greedy People
23. Gladiator 2
24. The Rule of Jenny Pen

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And now for the TELEVISION portion of this year-end list!

The InSneider's Top 25 TV Shows of 2023

1. Fargo S5 (Fx/Hulu)
2. Poker Face (Peacock)
3. Shrinking (Apple TV+)
4. Ted Lasso S4 (Apple TV+)
5. The Righteous Gemstones S3 (HBO)
6. Hijack (Apple TV+)
7. Squid Game: The Challenge (Netflix)
8. Mayor of Kingstown S2 (Paramount+)
9. Reacher S2 (Prime Video)
10. The Idol (HBO)
11. Winning Time S2 (HBO)
12. Dave S3 
13. The Continental (Showtime)
14. Barry S4 (HBO)
15. (tie) SNL (NBC/Peacock) and Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs (Netflix)
16. South Park: Joining the Panderverse (Paramount+)
17. Surviving Barstool (FX on Hulu)
18. Hunters S2 (Showtime)
19. Special Ops: Lioness (Paramount+)
20. Black Mirror S6 (Netflix)
21. (tie) American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing and Murder in Boston: Roots, Rampage & Reckoning (Netflix)
22. John Mulaney: Baby J (Netflix)
23. You S4 (Netflix)

Honorable Mention: The Curse (Showtime) - I still haven't finished The Curse, but it sure is a weird show...

And now for The Top 15 TV Shows I Either Missed or Didn't Quite Finish in 2023...

1. Reservation Dogs S3 (FX on Hulu)
2. The Bear S2 (FX on Hulu)
3. Copenhagen Cowboy (Netflix)
4. The Curse (Showtime)
5. Gen V (Prime Video)
6. Beef (Netflix)
7. Love and Death (Max)
8. Bupkis (Peacock)
9. Full Circle (Max)
10. Only Murders in the Building S3 (Hulu)
11. Secret Invasion (Disney+)
12. Dead Ringers (Prime Video)
13. That '90s Show (Netflix)
14. Dr. Death S2 (Peacock)
15. Invincible S2 (Prime Video)

Top 10 Most Anticipated New Scripted TV Shows of 2024 - Honestly, I have no idea what shows are supposed to debut this year. I could barely name 10, let alone 24...

1. True Detective: Night Country (HBO)
2. Masters of the Air (Apple)
3. The Penguin (HBO Max)
4. The Sympathizer (HBO)
5. Alex Cross (Prime Video)
6. Disclaimer (Apple TV+)
7. Ripley (Showtime)
8. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Prime Video)
9. Fallout (Prime Video)
10. Straight Man (Peacock)

Top 10 Most Anticipated Returning TV Shows of 2024...

1. Curb Your Enthusiasm S12 (HBO)
2. Severance S2 (Apple TV+)
3. Hacks S3 (Max)
4. The Boys S4 (Prime Video)
5. Dave S4 (FX)
6. Always Sunny S17 (FX)
7. The Righteous Gemstones S4 (HBO)
8. Black Mirror S7 (Netflix)
9. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit S25 (NBC)
10. Nine Perfect Strangers (Hulu)

Monday, January 9, 2023

The InSneider's Top 10 Movies and TV Shows of 2022

You know the drill. This Top 10 is my ever-evolving personal list of favorites in both film and television. I also included my Worst 10 films of the year, plus lists of my most anticipated movies and shows in 2022. Enjoy!

TheInSneider's Top 10 Movies of 2022...

1. TOP GUN: MAVERICK

2. MY POLICEMAN

3. BROS

4. THE FABELMANS

5. SHE SAID

6. THE WHALE

7. STUTZ

8. CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

9. THIRTEEN LIVES

10. THE INSPECTION

Honorable Mentions: All Quiet on the Western Front, Armageddon Time, Avatar: The Way of Water, Close, Empire of Light, The Good Nurse, Jackass Forever, A Man Called Otto, Spoiler Alert, X

And now for The InSneider's Worst 10 Movies of 2022. Apologies in advance!

10. THE BINGE 2: IT'S A WONDERFUL BINGE

9. ME TIME

8. AMSTERDAM

7. ON THE LINE

6. DEADSTREAM

5. MEET CUTE

4. DUAL

3. SHARP STICK

2. SOMETHING IN THE DIRT

1. ESCAPE THE FIELD

Dishonorable Mention: Comic Book Movies - Between Marvel's THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER and DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS, and to a somewhat lesser extent, DC's BLACK ADAM and Sony's MORBIUS, it was not a good year for comic book movies, though I did enjoy BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER.

Don't forget the Top 10 Movies I Missed in 2022...

1. Bardo
2. Saint Omer
3. Living
4. EO
5. All the Beauty and the Bloodshed
6. Memoria
7. We're All Going to the World's Fair
8. The Silent Twins
9. Moonage Daydream
10. A Love Song

And finally, my Top 23 Most Anticipated Movies of 2023. An asterisk indicates that this film also appeared on my Most Anticipated of 2022 list.

1. The Killer*
2. Killers of the Flower Moon*
3. Mission: Impossible 7*
4. Oppenheimer
5. Beau Is Afraid*
6. Air Jordan
7. Napoleon
8. Asteroid City*
9. Havoc
10. The Zone of Interest
11. The Bikeriders
12. Ferrari
13. The Iron Claw
14. Rebel Ridge
15. Infinity Pool*
16. Knock at the Cabin
17. Spaceman
18. The Gorge
19. Leave the World Behind
20. Creed III
21. The Super Mario Bros. Movie
22. No Hard Feelings
23. Scream VI

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And now for the TELEVISION portion of this year-end list!

The InSneider's Top 25 TV Shows of 2022

1. We Own This City (HBO)
2. Monster (Netflix)
3. The Dropout (Hulu)
4. Black Bird (Apple TV+)
5. Pam and Tommy (Hulu)
6. Severance (Apple TV+)
7. Hacks S2 (HBO Max)
8. Barry S3 (HBO)
9. Stranger Things S4 (Netflix)
10. The White Lotus S2 (HBO)
11. Euphoria S2 (HBO)
12. Winning Time (HBO)
13. We Need to Talk About Cosby (Showtime)
14. The Offer (Paramount+)
15. Tulsa King (Paramount+)
16. The Patient (FX on Hulu)
17. Super Pumped (Showtime)
18. Tokyo Vice (HBO Max)
19. The Staircase (HBO Max)
20. (tie) The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers S2 (Disney+) and The Righteous Gemstones S2 (HBO)
21. Pepsi, Where's My Jet? (Netflix)
22. Reacher (Prime Video)
23. Candy (Hulu)
24. The Afterparty (Apple TV+)
25. (tie) Under the Banner of Heaven and Impeachment: American Crime Story (FX on Hulu) 

Honorable Mention: The Rehearsal (HBO) - What a weird-ass show from Nathan Fielder. Interesting. Even fascinating at times. And definitely unforgettable. But yeah... pretty weird.

And now for The Top 15 TV Shows I Either Missed or Didn't Quite Finish in 2022...

1. Reservation Dogs S2 (FX on Hulu)
2. The Bear S1 (FX on Hulu)
3. Andor (Disney+)
4. Bad Sisters (Apple TV+)
5. Station Eleven (HBO Max)
6. Chucky S2 (USA/Peacock)
7. Welcome to Chippendales (Hulu)
8. The Old Man (FX on Hulu)
9. WeCrashed (Apple TV+)
10. Only Murders in the Building S2 (Hulu)
11. A League of Their Own (Prime Video)
12. Gaslit (Starz)
13. American Gigolo (Showtime)
14. The Sandman (Netflix)
15. The Watcher (Netflix)

Top 25 Most Anticipated New Scripted TV Shows of 2023 - It's shaping up to be another great year for television thanks to a plethora of exciting new and returning shows. An asterisk on either list below indicates this show was on last year's list as well.

1. Masters of the Air (Apple)
2. True Detective: Night Country (HBO)
3. The Idol (HBO)
4. The Penguin (HBO Max)
5. Copenhagen Cowboy (Netflix)
6. Poker Face (Peacock)
7. Gen V (Prime Video)
8. Love and Death* (HBO Max)
9. The Curse (Showtime)
10. The Sympathizer (HBO)
11. Disclaimer (Apple TV+)
12. Retreat (FX on Hulu)
13. Beef (Netflix)
14. Secret Invasion (Disney+)
15. Bupkis (Peacock) 
16. The Continental (Peacock)
17. Full Circle (HBO Max)
18. Ripley (Showtime)
19. Class of '09* (FX)
20. Fatal Attraction (Paramount+)
21. Dead Ringers (Prime Video)
22. Rabbit Hole (Paramount+)
23. Straight Man (Peacock)
24. Never Let Me Go (FX on Hulu)
25. That '90s Show (Netflix) 

Top 20 Most Anticipated Returning TV Shows of 2023...

1. Fargo S5 (FX on Hulu)
2. Barry S4 (HBO)
3. Curb Your Enthusiasm S12 (HBO)
4. Ted Lasso S3* (Apple TV+)
5. Severance S2 (Apple TV+)
6. The White Lotus S3 (HBO)
7. Winning Time S2 (HBO)
8. Dave S3* (FX on Hulu)
9. Dr. Death S2 (Peacock)
10. Hacks S3 (HBO Max)
11. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S16 (FX on Hulu)
12. The Boys S4 (Prime Video)
13. Black Mirror S6 (Netflix)
14. Mayor of Kingstown S2 (Paramount+)
15. Invincible S2 (Prime Video)
16. You S4* (Netflix)
17. Hunters S2* (Prime Video)
18. The Righteous Gemstones S3 (HBO)
19. The Afterparty S2 (Apple TV+)
20. Perry Mason S2 (HBO)

Saturday, December 31, 2022

2022 Movie List - The Top 209 of the Year


THE STANDOUTS (16) - This should go without saying, but these are all must-sees.

Top Gun: Maverick ****
My Policeman ***1/2
Bros ***1/2 
The Fabelmans ***1/2
She Said ***1/2
The Whale ***1/2
Stutz ***1/2
Cha Cha Real Smooth ***
Thirteen Lives ***
The Inspection ***
The Good Nurse ***
All Quiet on the Western Front ***
Empire of Light ***
How to Blow Up a Pipeline ***
X ***
Sisu ***

THE GOOD (52) - These represent quality filmmaking all around.

A Man Called Otto ***
Spoiler Alert ***
Armageddon Time ***
Close ***
Avatar: The Way of Water ***
The Stranger ***
The Northman ***
Emily the Criminal ***
Palm Trees and Power Lines ***
Jackass Forever ***
Prey ***
RRR ***
Playground ***
Causeway ***
Bones and All ***
Aftersun ***
Till ***
Emancipation ***
Babylon ***
Jackass 4.5 ***
The Valet ***
Turning Red ***
The Innocents ***
Watcher ***
The Banshees of Inisherin ***
The Menu ***
Athena ***
Soft & Quiet ***
Happening ***
Sick ***
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever ***
I Love My Dad ***
George Carlin's American Dream ***
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish ***
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio ***
Taurus ***
Father of the Bride ***
Dog ***
Untold: Operation Flagrant Foul ***
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers ***
DC League of Super-Pets ***
Rise ***
Fourth of July ***
2nd Chance ***
Meet Me in the Bathroom ***
The Lost City **1/2
The Outfit **1/2
Significant Other **1/2
Fire of Love **1/2
The Redeem Team **1/2
Free Chol Soo Lee **1/2
We Are Art Through the Eyes of Annalaura **1/2

THE GOOD... BUT SHOULD'VE BEEN BETTERS (45) - Why weren't these good movies better? I don't really know. But they should've been. Hence, the name of this section.

The Batman ***
Everything Everywhere All at Once **1/2
Elvis **1/2
The Greatest Beer Run Ever **1/2
Resurrection **1/2
Hustle **1/2
Tar **1/2
The Woman King **1/2
Holy Spider **1/2
Triangle of Sadness **1/2
I Wanna Dance With Somebody **1/2
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story **1/2
Funny Pages **1/2
Fire Island **1/2
Smile **1/2
Orphan: First Kill **1/2
Barbarian **1/2
Devotion **1/2
The Forgiven **1/2
Ambulance **1/2
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent **1/2
Lightyear **1/2
Good Luck to You Leo Grande **1/2
Brian and Charles **1/2
God's Country **1/2
The Fallout **1/2
Speak No Evil **1/2
Do Revenge **1/2
Pearl **1/2
The Adam Project **1/2
Windfall **1/2
Confess, Fletch **1/2
Jerry and Marge Go Large **1/2
Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood **1/2
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On **1/2
God's Creatures **1/2
Strange World **1/2
Alice, Darling **1/2
All the Old Knives **1/2
Navalny **1/2
Alice **1/2
Kimi **1/2
892 (aka Breaking) **1/2
V/H/S 99 **1/2
Downfall: The Case Against Boeing **1/2

THE GUILTY PLEASURES (28) - These are movies that I shouldn't like but I do, for one reason or another. I only feel ashamed because the Internet tells me I'm supposed to.

Clean ***
Lou ***
Deep Water ***
Home Team ***
Fall **1/2
Clerks III **1/2
The Apology **1/2
Beast **1/2
The Gray Man **1/2
The Last Victim **1/2
Samaritan **1/2
Easter Sunday **1/2
Poker Face **1/2
Terrifier 2 **1/2
Texas Chainsaw Massacre **1/2
They/Them **1/2
Low Life **1/2
The Retaliators **1/2
Last Seen Alive **1/2
The Man From Toronto **1/2
Midnight **1/2
Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe **1/2
Hot Seat **1/2
Sex Appeal **1/2
Shut In **1/2
Gone in the Night **
Senior Year **

THE UNDERWHELMING DISAPPOINTMENTS (56) - Chalk it up to expectations but these movies just didn't cut it for me.

Nope **1/2
The Black Phone **
Scream **
Men **
Vengeance **
Bullet Train **
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery **
Fresh **
Bodies Bodies Bodies **
Death on the Nile **
Jurassic World Dominion **
Hatching **
Nitram **
Ted K **
Gentle **
Gold **
Spiderhead **
Day Shift **
Hellraiser **
Violent Night **
Ticket to Paradise **
White Noise **
The Pale Blue Eye **
Decision to Leave **
Three Thousand Years of Longing **
Women Talking **
The Wonder **
Nanny **
No Exit **
Barbarians **
Piggy **
Master **
Margaux **
The Infernal Machine **
Savage Salvation **
The Blackening **
Project Wolf Hunting **
A Wounded Fawn **
Memory **
I Came By **
See How They Run **
Don't Worry Darling **
Black Adam **
Goodnight Mommy **
When You Finish Saving the World **
Halloween Ends *1/2
Dark Glasses *1/2
Crimes of the Future *1/2
The Bubble *1/2
Morbius *1/2
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness *1/2
Thor: Love and Thunder *1/2
The Righteous *1/2
The Contractor *1/2
Emergency *1/2
Last Looks *1/2
After Yang *1/2
Blacklight *1/2

THE BAD (12) - For better or worse, I just don't know what these movies were thinking.

Firestarter *1/2
My Best Friend's Exorcism *1/2
The Binge 2: It's a Wonderful Binge *1/2
Me Time *1/2
Amsterdam *1/2
On the Line *
Deadstream *
Meet Cute *
Dual *
Sharp Stick *
Something in the Dirt (zero stars)
Escape the Field (zero stars)

IN PROGRESS (10) - I started watching these but I never quite finished. Make of that what you will... but not always. Sometimes, it's just a matter of viewing circumstances.

The Bad Guys (20 minutes)
Blonde (90 minutes)
The Bob's Burgers Movie (20 minutes)
The Estate (60 minutes)
Good Night Oppy (45 minutes)
Hocus Pocus 2 (55 minutes)
Moonfall (45 minutes)
The Munsters (20 minutes)
Spirited (50 minutes)
Wendell and Wild (30 minutes)

EMBARGOED (0) - Silence is golden... for now.

DON'T FORGET (14) - I first saw these 2022 movies a while back. This list is for me, so I don't forget them.

Dear Mr. Brody ***1/2
The Worst Person in the World ***1/2
Into the Deep ***
Pleasure ***
Catch the Fair One ***
Dinner in America ***
Ray Donovan: The Movie ***
A Hero ***
Sundown **1/2
On the Count of Three **1/2
The Survivor **
Saloum **
The Desperate Hour (fka Lakewood) **
Dashcam *1/2

OOPS, I MISSED (140): 9 Bullets, 32 Sounds, The 355, All That Breathes, All the Beauty and the Bloodshed, Alone Together, Anything's Possible, Bardo, Benediction, Big Gold Brick, Black Site, Both Sides of the Blade, Broken Soldier, Call Jane, Carmen, The Cathedral, Catherine Called Birdy, A Christmas Story Christmas, Collide, Corsage, Cow, Cursed Friends, Cyrano, Dead for a Dollar, Descendant, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, Disenchanted, Don't Make Me Go, Downton Abbey: A New Era, Dreaming Walls: Inside the Chelsea Hotel, The Duke, Eight Mountains, End of the Road, Enola Holmes 2, EO, The Eternal Daughter, Facing Nolan, Falling for Christmas, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Father Stu, Fire, Flux Gourmet, Gabby Giffords Won't Back Down, The Girl in the Picture, The Good House, Great Freedom, Here Before, Hit the Road, Hold Your Fire, Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul., Honor Society, Huda's Salon, The Immaculate Room, The Independent, The Invitation, Is That Black Enough For You?, I Want You Back, Jeepers Creepers: Reborn, Joyland, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend, The Ledge, Lingui, The Sacred Bonds, Living, A Love Song, Luck, Luckiest Girl Alive, Lyle Lyle Crocodile, Mack & Rita, Mad God, Marry Me, Medieval, Memoria, Mickey: The Story of a Mouse, Minions: The Rise of Gru, Montana Story, Moonage Daydream, Mr. Harrigan's Phone, Mr. Malcolm's List, Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris, Murder at Yellowstone City, Murina, Neptune Frost, No Bears, Nothing Compares, Not Okay, Official Competition, Old Man, Our Father, Panama, Pennywise: The Story of It, The People We Hate at the Wedding, Persuasion, Peter von Kant, The Phantom of the Open, Pinocchio, Poser, Prey for the Devil, The Princess, Pursuit, Raymond and Ray, Retrograde, Return to Seoul, Riotsville, U.S.A., Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie, Rogue Agent, Rosaline, Saint Omer, The Same Storm, The School for Good and Evil, Scrooge: A Christmas Carol, The Sea Beast, Secret Headquarters, Selena Gomez: My Mind and Me, Sidney, The Silent Twins, Sissy, Slumberland, Something From Tiffany's, The Son, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Spin Me Round, Sr., Stars at Noon, Studio 666, Summering, The Swimmers, Three Minutes: A Lengthening, To Leslie, Troll, Umma, Uncharted, Vortex, We're All Going to the World's Fair, What Josiah Saw, Where the Crawdads Sing, White Bird: A Wonder Story, Who Invited Them, Wyrm, You Won't Be Alone

COMING SOON (0):

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

If I Had An Oscar Ballot...

BEST PICTURE

CODA*
King Richard
Licorice Pizza
Red Rocket
Shiva Baby
Spencer
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Stillwater
Tick, Tick... Boom!
Worth

BEST DIRECTOR

Sean Baker, Red Rocket
Reinaldo Marcus Green, King Richard
Sian Heder, CODA*
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Tick, Tick... Boom!
Joachim Trier, The Worst Person in the World

BEST ACTOR

Nicolas Cage, Pig
Matt Damon, Stillwater
Andrew Garfield, Tick, Tick... Boom!
Simon Rex, Red Rocket
Will Smith, King Richard*

BEST ACTRESS

Emilia Jones, CODA*
Alana Haim, Licorice Pizza
Kristen Stewart, Spencer
Rachel Sennott, Shiva Baby
Renata Reinsve, The Worst Person in the World

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Anders Danielsen Lie, The Worst Person in the World
Eugenio Derbez, CODA
Daniel Gillies, Coming Home in the Dark
Troy Kotsur, CODA*
Jared Leto, House of Gucci

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Abigail Breslin, Stillwater
Camille Cottin, Stillwater
Aunjanue Ellis, King Richard*
Gaby Hoffmann, C'mon, C'mon
Marlee Matlin, CODA

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

King Richard*
Licorice Pizza
Red Rocket
Stillwater
The Worst Person in the World

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

CODA*
Four Good Days
Small Engine Repair
Tick, Tick... Boom!
West Side Story

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

Cryptozoo
Encanto
Flee*
Luca
The Mitchells vs. the Machine

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

The Alpinist
Flee
The Rescue*
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain
Val

BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

Flee
A Hero
Riders of Justice
Slalom
The Worst Person in the World*

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

The Alpinist
The Power of the Dog
Titane*
The Tragedy of Macbeth
West Side Story

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Cruella
Dune
The Harder They Fall
House of Gucci*
Spencer

BEST EDITING

Belfast*
CODA
Red Rocket
The Rescue
Shiva Baby

BEST MAKEUP/HAIRSTYLING

Cruella*
The Eyes of Tammy Faye
House of Gucci
Spencer
The Tragedy of Macbeth

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Dune
Pig
The Power of the Dog
Rose Plays Julie*
Spencer

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

"So May We Start?" from Annette*
"Down to Joy" from Belfast
"Guns Go Bang" from The Harder They Fall
"Be Alive" from King Richard
"No Time to Die" from No Time to Die

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Dune*
House of Gucci
Licorice Pizza
Nightmare Alley
Spencer

BEST SOUND

CODA
Dune*
The Matrix Resurrections
No Time to Die
Spider-Man: No Way Home

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Dune*
Free Guy
No Time to Die
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
The Suicide Squad

BEST ENSEMBLE

CODA*
The Harder They Fall
King Richard
Red Rocket
Spider-Man: No Way Home

CODA - 6 (Picture, Director, Actress, Supporting Actor, Adapted Screenplay, Ensemble)
Dune - 3 (Production Design, Sound, Visual Effects)
King Richard - 3 (Actor, Supporting Actress, Original Screenplay)
Annette - 1 (Original Song)
Belfast - 1 (Editing)
Cruella - 1 (Makeup/Hairstyling)
Flee - 1 (Animated Feature)
House of Gucci - 1 (Costume Design)
The Rescue - 1 (Documentary Feature)
Rose Plays Julie - 1 (Original Score)
Titane - 1 (Cinematography)
The Worst Person in the World - 1 (International Feature)

Friday, December 31, 2021

The InSneider's Top 10 Films and TV Shows of 2021, Plus His Most Anticipated of 2022

You know the drill. This Top 10 is my ever-evolving personal list of favorites in both film and television. I also included my Worst 10 films of the year, plus lists of my most anticipated movies and shows in 2021. Enjoy!

TheInSneider's Top 10 Movies of 2021...

1. CODA

2. DEAR MR. BRODY

3. THE RESCUE

4. FLEE

5. TIGER

6. THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD

7. KING RICHARD

8. (tie) AFTER THE MURDER OF ALBERT LIMA and UNTOLD: CRIME & PENALTIES

9. PLEASURE

10. (tie) RUN HIDE FIGHT and COMING HOME IN THE DARK

Honorable Mentions: The Alpinist, American Skin, Copshop, Derek Del Gaudio's In & Of Itself, Luca, Old Henry, Red Rocket, Shiva Baby, Silo, Stillwater, Violation, Worth

And now for The InSneider's Worst 10 Movies of 2021. Apologies in advance!

10. THE GUILTY

9. MALIGNANT

8. CHERRY

7. THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS

6. THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW

5. SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY

4. HOME SWEET HOME ALONE

3. WILLY'S WONDERLAND

2. DEMONIC

1. REMINISCENCE

Dishonorable Mention: GUNDA - I don't know who could possibly have the patience for this dialogue-free movie, but you're better off just going to your local petting farm.

Don't forget the Top 10 Movies I Missed in 2021...

1. Drive My Car
2. Quo Vadis, Aida?
3. In the Heights
4. The Hand of God
5. Parallel Mothers
6. Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn
7. Language Lessons
8. Bergman Island
9. Benedetta
10. Sweat

And finally, my Top 22 Most Anticipated Movies of 2022. An asterisk indicates that this film also appeared on my Most Anticipated of 2021 list.

1. The Batman
2. Scream
3. Killers of the Flower Moon
4. Mission: Impossible 7*
5. The Fabelmans
6. Top Gun: Maverick*
7. The Killer
8. Nope 
9. Lightyear
10. Bullet Train
11. Untitled David O. Russell
12. Asteroid City
13. Disappointment Blvd.
14. Bros
15. Elvis
16. Babylon
17. The Northman
18. The Whale
19. She Said
20. Next Goal Wins*
21. Infinity Pool
22. Bodies Bodies Bodies

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And now for the TELEVISION portion of this year-end list!

The InSneider's Top 25 TV Shows of 2021

1. Mare of Easttown (HBO)
2. Dr. Death (Peacock)
3. Beartown (HBO)
4. Hacks (HBO Max)
5. Squid Game (Netflix)
6. The Investigation (HBO)
7. Reservation Dogs (FX on Hulu)
8. The White Lotus (HBO)
9. Only Murders in the Building (Hulu)
10. The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers (Disney+)
11. Dexter: New Blood (Showtime)
12. Chucky (Syfy)
13. Dave S2 (FX on Hulu)
14. Ted Lasso S2 (Apple)
15. True Story (Netflix)
16. You S3 (Netflix)
17. Night Stalker (Netflix)
18. Invincible (Amazon)
19. The Line (Apple)
20. Narcos: Mexico S3 (Netflix) 
21. The Mosquito Coast (Apple)
22. Them (Amazon)
23. Mayor of Kingstown (Paramount+)
24. The Premise (FX on Hulu)
25. Curb Your Enthusiasm S11 (HBO)

And now for The Top 10 TV Shows I Missed in 2021...

1. The Underground Railroad (Amazon)
2. I May Destroy You (HBO)
3. Scenes From a Marriage (Netflix)
4. Maid (Netflix)
5. Master of None Presents: Moments in Love (Netflix)
6. 100 Foot Wave (HBO)
7. The Great S2 (Hulu)
8. (tie) Swagger (Apple) and Colin in Black and White (Netflix)
9. Succession S3 (HBO)
10. Brand New Cherry Flavor (Netflix)

Top 20 Most Anticipated New Scripted TV Shows of 2022 - It's shaping up to be another great year for television thanks to a plethora of exciting new and returning shows. An asterisk on either list below indicates this show was on last year's list as well.

1. Winning Time* (HBO)
2. Pam & Tommy (Hulu)
3. Monster (Netflix) 
4. Tokyo Vice* (HBO Max)
5. A League of Their Own* (Amazon)
6. Love and Death (HBO Max)
7. The Staircase (HBO Max)
8. Masters of the Air (Apple)
9. The Old Man* (FX)
10.  The Sandman* (Netflix)
11. The Dropout (Hulu)
12. The Girl From Plainville (Hulu)
13. Law & Order (NBC)
14. In With the Devil (Apple)
15. The Shining Girls (Apple)
16. Candy (Hulu)
17. Iron Mike (Hulu)
18. Outer Range (Amazon)
19. Class of '09 (FX)
20. Our Flag Means Death (HBO Max)

Top 15 Most Anticipated Returning TV Shows of 2022...

1. Barry S3* (HBO)
2. Stranger Things S4* (Netflix)
3. Euphoria S2* (HBO)
4. Ozark S4 (Netflix)
5. Ted Lasso S3 (Apple)
6. Dave S3 (FX)
7. Killing Eve S4* (Hulu)
8. Hunters S2 (Amazon)
9. Reservation Dogs S2 (FX)
10. You S4 (Netflix)
11. Hacks S2 (HBO Max)
12. The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers S2 (Disney+)
13. Only Murders in the Building S2 (Hulu)
14. Chucky S2 (Syfy)
15. (tie) Invincible S2 and The Boys S3 (Amazon)

2021 Movie List - The Top 254 of the Year


THE STANDOUTS (12) - This should go without saying, but these are all must-sees.

CODA ***1/2
Dear Mr. Brody ***1/2
The Rescue ***1/2
Flee ***1/2
Tiger ***1/2
The Worst Person in the World ***1/2
King Richard ***
After the Murder of Albert Lima ***
Derek DelGaudio's In & Of Itself ***
Pleasure ***
Untold: Crime & Penalties ***
Run Hide Fight ***

THE GOOD (63) - These represent quality filmmaking all-around.

Coming Home in the Dark ***
The Alpinist ***
Old Henry ***
Kevin Garnett: Anything Is Possible ***
Untold: Malice at the Palace ***
Shiva Baby ***
Luca ***
Stillwater ***
Red Rocket ***
Worth ***
American Skin ***
Together Together ***
Violation ***
Catch the Fair One ***
Rose Plays Julie ***
Copshop ***
The Trip ***
Joe Bell ***
In the Earth ***
Four Good Days ***
Stowaway ***
Silo ***
The Harder They Fall ***
Tick Tick... Boom! ***
Spencer ***
Ray Donovan: The Movie ***
Spider-Man: No Way Home ***
American Underdog ***
A Hero ***
Encounter ***
Dark Blood ***
Travis Roy: A Life & A Legacy ***
Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain ***
Clerk. ***
Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal ***
9/11: Inside the President's War Room ***
Enforcement ***
Below Zero ***
Red Dot ***
8-Bit Christmas ***
The Suicide Squad ***
Cryptozoo ***
The Mitchells vs. the Machines ***
Fear Street Part 2 - 1978 ***
Julia ***
The Marksman ***
The Mauritanian **1/2
Pig **1/2
Wild Indian **1/2
Sundown **1/2
Silent Night **1/2
Kid 90 **1/2
Woodstock 99: Peace, Love & Rage **1/2
The Unforgivable **1/2
The White Tiger **1/2
4x4 **1/2
On the Count of Three **1/2
Fear Street Part 3 - 1666 **1/2
Golden Arm **1/2
Ron's Gone Wrong **1/2
Plan B **1/2
Held **1/2
Initiation **1/2

THE GOOD... BUT SHOULD'VE BEEN BETTERS (61) - Why weren't these good movies better? I don't really know. But they should've been. Hence, the name of this section.

Blue Bayou ***
Val ***
Licorice Pizza ***
C'mon C'mon ***
Small Engine Repair ***
Mogul Mowgli ***
Jockey ***
House of Gucci **1/2
West Side Story **1/2
The Father **1/2
The Novice **1/2
I Care a Lot **1/2
Nightmare Alley **1/2
Slalom **1/2
Bruised **1/2
A Quiet Place Part II **1/2
The Little Things **1/2
Belfast **1/2
Being the Ricardos **1/2
The Dry **1/2
Passing **1/2
Why Did You Kill Me? **1/2
Nobody **1/2
Profile **1/2
Riders of Justice **1/2
Georgetown **1/2
Nail Bomber: Manhunt **1/2
Cruella **1/2
The Truffle Hunters **1/2
National Champions **1/2
The Tender Bar **1/2
Free Guy **1/2
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings **1/2
Swan Song **1/2
Summer of Soul **1/2
No Time to Die **1/2
Don't Look Up **1/2
Enemies of the State **1/2
The God Committee **1/2
Petite Maman **1/2
Boiling Point **1/2
Beckett **1/2
Malcolm & Marie **1/2
Antlers **1/2
Army of the Dead **1/2
Without Remorse **1/2
Breaking News in Yuba County **1/2
Above Suspicion **1/2
City of Lies **1/2
The Courier **1/2
The Boy Behind the Door **1/2
The Voyeurs **1/2
15 Minutes of Shame **1/2
Oxygen **1/2
Come True **1/2
#Like **1/2
Beanie Mania **1/2
Mentally Al **1/2
Detainee 001 **1/2
7 Days **1/2
R#J **1/2

THE GUILTY PLEASURES (20) - These are movies that I shouldn't like but I do, for one reason or another. I only feel ashamed because the Internet tells me I'm supposed to.

Wrong Turn ***
The Protege ***
The King's Man ***
Love Hard ***
Slaxx ***
Zack Snyder's Justice League **1/2
The Tomorrow War **1/2
Don't Breathe 2 **1/2
Queenpins **1/2
Gunpowder Milkshake **1/2
Kate **1/2
Thunder Force **1/2
Bad Trip **1/2
Yes Day **1/2
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions **1/2
Brothers by Blood **1/2
Last Call **
Sweet Girl **
V/H/S/94 **
Vacation Friends **

THE UNDERWHELMING DISAPPOINTMENTS (83) - Chalk it up to expectations but these movies just didn't cut it for me.

Judas and the Black Messiah **1/2
Annette **1/2
Titane **1/2
Mass **1/2
Silk Road **1/2
Rage **1/2
Lamb **1/2
The Last Duel **1/2
No Sudden Move **1/2
Those Who Wish Me Dead **1/2
The Card Counter **
The Eyes of Tammy Faye **
The Survivor **
Black Widow **
Fear Street Part 1 - 1994 **
Saloum **
The Lost Daughter **
F9 **
Red Notice **
Dune **
The Beta Test **
No Man of God **
Pharma Bro **
Wrath of Man **
Mortal Kombat **
Godzilla vs. Kong **
Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar **
Don't Tell a Soul **
Body Brokers **
The Ice Road **
The Green Knight **
Old **
Candyman **
The Tragedy of Macbeth **
Crisis **
Mother/Android **
Nine Days **
Happily **
Encanto **
The Evening Hour **
Eight for Silver **
Lakewood **
Venom: Let There Be Carnage **
Voyagers **
Cry Macho **
Ghostbusters: Afterlife **
The Many Saints of Newark **
Eternals **
Locked Down **
Werewolves Within **
The Gateway **
Midnight in the Switchgrass **
Malfunction: The Dressing Down of Janet Jackson **
Memories of a Murderer: The Nilsen Tapes **
The Humans *1/2
The Power of the Dog *1/2
The French Dispatch *1/2
Finch *1/2
Dear Evan Hansen *1/2
Jungle Cruise *1/2
Spiral: From the Book of Saw *1/2
There's Someone Inside Your House *1/2
Infinite *1/2
Every Breath You Take *1/2
The Forever Purge *1/2
Die in a Gunfight *1/2
Karen *1/2
Moby Doc *1/2
Halloween Kills *1/2
Last Night in Soho *1/2
Dashcam *1/2
False Positive *1/2
Murder Bury Win *1/2
Funny Face *1/2
Prime Time *1/2
John and the Hole *1/2
The Killing of Kenneth Chamberlain *1/2
A Glitch in the Matrix *1/2
Knocking *1/2
Honeydew *1/2
Censor *1/2
The Guilty *1/2
Gunda *

THE BAD (15) - For better or worse, I just don't know what these movies were thinking.

Malignant *1/2
Cherry *
The Matrix Resurrections *
The Woman in the Window *
Prisoners of the Ghostland *
Space Jam: A New Legacy *
Separation *
Awake *
Mayday *
Home Sweet Home Alone *
Willy's Wonderland *
Flashback 1/2*
Demonic 1/2*
Untitled Horror Movie 1/2*
Reminiscence (zero stars)

IN PROGRESS (5) - I started watching these but I never quite finished. Make of that what you will... but not always. Sometimes, it's just a matter of viewing circumstances.

Army of Thieves (25 minutes)
Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell (40 minutes)
Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal and Greed (35 minutes)
The Day Sports Stood Still (30 minutes)
Persona (30 minutes)

EMBARGOED (0) - Silence is golden... for now.

DON'T FORGET (10) - I first saw these 2021 movies a while back. This list is for me, so I don't forget them.

Dinner in America ***
The Killing of Two Lovers ***
New Order **1/2
Summertime **1/2
The Night House **1/2
Monster **1/2
The Nowhere Inn **1/2
Zola **
Boss Level **
The Vigil *1/2

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Sunday, March 14, 2021

If I Had an Oscar Ballot...

 ... it would look something like this. Please keep in mind that while I loved certain movies like Possessor and Alone, which are among my Top 25 movies of 2020, it would be hard to vote for either of them for Best Picture. These have to be somewhat REALISTIC choices, otherwise, there would be no point in this particular exercise. Also of note: I haven't seen films such as Another Round, The Father, French Exit, and The U.S. vs. Billie Holiday, among others, and I have abstained from voting in categories of which I am ill-informed, like the short film categories (loved Burrow though), or which I haven't seen enough contenders from, such as the Animated Feature and Visual Effects races, though Onward and Tenet would win each of those with little trouble. Feel free to show off your own Oscar ballot in the comments section below, and thanks in advance for reading. I hope you enjoy my nominees.

Important Note: An asterisk (*) denotes my vote to WIN.

BEST PICTURE

The Invisible Man
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Minari
Nomadland
One Night in Miami
Promising Young Woman
Sound of Metal*

Note: That's right, I only put seven movies on my ballot this year, as it was a fairly weak year for narrative features even though there were more films eligible for Best Picture than in the past 50 years. Sure, I could've put The Trial of the Chicago 7, News of the World and Da 5 Bloods on there, but I had issues with each of them, and at the end of the day, it was these seven movies that exemplified the year in film for me, as I felt drawn to documentaries during the pandemic, for whatever reason. So why Sound of Metal? I just thought it was a profoundly human, beautiful and heartbreaking film that I could strangely identify with. Between its great script, brilliant performances and raw direction, Sound of Metal was simply the Best Picture of the Year in my eyes, no question about it.

BEST DIRECTOR

Lee Isaac Chung, Minari
Emerald Fennell, Promising Young Woman
Darius Marder, Sound of Metal
Leigh Whannell, The Invisible Man
Chloe Zhao, Nomadland*

Note: It was pretty easy to settle on this lineup, as these five films were among my Best Picture nominees along with Ma Rainey's Black Bottom and One Night in Miami. Yes, that means that Regina King and George C. Wolfe did not make the cut, but that's simply because theirs weren't what I think of as director-driven films, they were more script/dialogue-driven, each based on stage plays that provided more of a showcase for their actors than the filmmakers adapting them for the big screen. Even though Sound of Metal was my favorite movie of the year by far, this award was really between Zhao and Chung for me, as those were the year's two best-directed films, in my opinion. At the end of the day, I just loved what Chloe did with Nomadland following The Rider. It was a lyrical, gorgeous and poetic film that had so much to say without actually having to say that much at all. 

BEST ACTOR

Ben Affleck, The Way Back
Riz Ahmed, Sound of Metal*
Chadwick Boseman, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Delroy Lindo, Da 5 Bloods
Tahar Rahim, The Mauritanian

Note: It pained me to leave Eli Goree off this list because he happened to give my favorite performance in One Night in Miami, and I went back and forth on including him over Tahar Rahim, so I'll be completely transparent and say that it was Rahim's overall body of work that gave him the slight edge for me here. He has just been so good for so long, and truly underappreciated as an actor, and I do think his performance is why The Mauritanian works to the extent that it does. I do think Goree delivers a lead performance -- the problem is that I think of all four of those actors as leads, and yet, as such, they're all inherently supporting each other. Goree's placement just hurts his chances here, and yes, I could've just included him among my Supporting Actor nominees since it's my list, but that's not the category in which he's being campaigned, so that would seem like a waste of a vote. Rahim has also earned a bit more awards traction this season, so I did think of him as a more realistic nominee. I nearly put both Rahim and Goree on, leaving off Affleck, but I had to give it up to the guy for facing some of his own demons in The Way Back, which as a March 2020 release, really does feel like a victim of the pandemic. Plus, we've all seen those Dunkin' photos. Sympathy points apply... gotta have a heart for a fellow Bostonian in donut distress.

BEST ACTRESS

Viola Davis, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Vanessa Kirby, Pieces of a Woman
Frances McDormand, Nomadland*
Elisabeth Moss, The Invisible Man
Carey Mulligan, Promising Young Woman

Note: I don't know why Elisabeth Moss hasn't been gaining more traction for her work in The Invisible Man, as she makes for a very deserving fifth nominee in this category. I mean, I do know why -- there's bias -- real or perceived -- against genre films, which are rarely deemed worthy of "prestige." That said, the TV Academy loves Moss, who might've been embraced by her peers had Universal mounted a major campaign on her behalf. Vanessa Kirby is great in Pieces of a Woman but it feels like the nomination is the win for her, at this point in her career. No, this was between two-time winner Frances McDormand and Carey Mulligan, who has been so good for so long, she almost feels overdue despite being just 35 years old. As great as she is in Promising Young Woman, it's McDormand's performance that I was unable to shake, as she is once again excellent in Nomadland. If Carey Mulligan wins the Oscar that has thus far eluded her, I will stand up and applaud, because she will have absolutely deserved it. But I can't just penalize McDormand for winning this award twice before. If she deserves three Oscars, then so be it. I just have to listen to my gut and be honest in this space about it. 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Bill Burr, The King of Staten Island
Caleb Landry Jones, The Outpost
Peter Macdissi, Uncle Frank
Leslie Odom Jr., One Night in Miami
Paul Raci, Sound of Metal*

Note: This is the category where I could've gone a million different ways, including bestowing three nominations on the top-to-bottom solid cast of The Trial of the Chicago 7. I would have no problem subbing in Mark Rylance, Frank Langella and Sacha Baron Cohen (in that order), but I just loved what Peter Macdissi was doing in Uncle Frank, and I don't want to picture anyone else playing Bill Burr's part in The King of Staten Island. Meanwhile, Caleb Landry Jones should've been in the awards conversation this year, but Oscar bloggers forgot about him because The Outpost didn't have the backing of a major streamer. Of course, this award was always between Paul Raci and Leslie Odom Jr., and anyone who has followed Collider's FYC this year knows that Raci truly blew me away with his incredible performance, which simply could not be replicated by even Hollywood's best actors. Seriously, if you cast Dustin Hoffman or Tommy Lee Jones as that character, you're going to get a great performance, no doubt, but you're not going to get a performance as authentic as Raci's. That movie does not work without him and I hope that Oscar voters harken back to the day when lesser-known nominees would actually win every few years. That would certainly be refreshing and inspiring. Not that an Odom victory wouldn't be, because I thought he was electric as Sam Cooke, and he totally deserves all the love he has received this season. 

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Maria Bakalova, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
Ellen Burstyn, Pieces of a Woman
Glenn Close, Hillbilly Elegy
Lesley Manville, Let Him Go
Yuh-jung Youn, Minari*

Note: This was as easy as giving the male awards to the guys from Sound of Metal. Yuh-jung Youn delivered everything you could ask of a supporting actress. I loved her comic timing and her warmth as the film's wisecracking grandmother, and yeah, I'm still mad Zhao Shu-zhen wasn't even nominated for The Farewell. I mean, Maria Bakalova was a comic force of nature in Borat 2, but again, it feels like the nomination is enough of a reward in that instance. Say what you will about the movie, but I thought Glenn Close was pretty damn good in Hillbilly Elegy, but yeah, there was no way I was going to finally give her a win for that movie. I mean, I'm not a monster. Ellen Burstyn has been snubbed all season and she did deliver a scorching monologue in Pieces of a Woman that reminded me of just how formidable she can be, so she made the cut along with Lesley Manville, who was terrifying as the matriarch of a criminal family in Let Him Go. While it was a weak year for "obvious" nominees, I actually liked a lot of supporting performances this year, including Swankie (Noomadland), Dominique Fishback (Judas and the Black Messiah), Olivia Cooke (Sound of Metal), Jodie Foster (The Mauritanian), Marisa Tomei (The King of Staten Island) and Dianne Wiest, who was really good in both Let Them All Talk and I Care a Lot.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Minari
Onward
Promising Young Woman*
Sound of Metal
The Trial of the Chicago 7

Note: Since I'm not including Best Animated Feature on this ballot, I've decided to make it clear where I stand by going with Onward over Soul here. This is the superior Pixar movie, in my opinion, and I loved the ending, which left me in tears. I didn't even mean to see this movie. I went to the theater to see The Way Back, but it turns out that Google had the showtimes wrong, so I saw Onward instead. A week later, I was in the hospital and the pandemic forced theaters to close, so that was the last movie I saw on the big screen. While Sound of Metal was the year's Best Picture in my book, I went with Promising Young Woman here because I did want to find a way to reward Emerald Fennell, as I was greatly impressed by her fearless feature directing debut, which is one of the Sundance screenings I'll always remember. Like its protagonist, her screenplay took no prisoners, and I applaud how it sparked a conversation online, if not the culture itself due to its pandemic rollout.

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

The Boys in the Band
The Invisible Man
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Nomadland*
One Night in Miami

Note: I mean, what else is there to say? I think Nomadland faced a greater degree of difficulty in its journey from the page to the screen, rather than the three films that went from the stage to the screen. And yeah, I included The Boys in the Band on this list, because I really liked that movie, which felt very timely even though it's decidedly a period piece. I suppose the same can be said of both One Night in Miami and Ma Rainey's Black Bottom as well. I could really relate to both Viola Davis and Chadwick Boseman's characters in MRBB, and maybe that's why I wound up voting for Nomadland -- because it struck my imagination in a different way.

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

Assassins
Athlete A
Boys State
Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution*
The Painter and the Thief

Note: This was a really close call, as I thought it was a banner year for documentaries. In fact, I'm mad at myself for not including the hugely entertaining Tread or Class Action Park among my nominees, though I don't think either was eligible, or on the so-called shortlist, and I do try to play by the rules here. This came down to Crip Camp and The Painter and the Thief for me, and I do think TPATF is a special film, with a devastating ending that will leave you haunted. But it's hard to overlook Crip Camp, which is an important film about a group of people who are all too used to being overlooked. It made me laugh, it made me cry, and most importantly, it made me listen. 

BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

Bacurau
Collective
Midnight Family
The Platform*
Sputnik

Note: First of all, I don't consider individual country submissions when it comes to this category, so forget about what's eligible and what isn't. Yes, I'm cheating here. New Order nearly made this list, but I don't think the film quite lived up to its explosive premise. Collective bowed to great acclaim, and deservedly so, as it's a powerful and important work of journalism, but it's a little dry for my taste. I was also a big fan of the little-seen indie Midnight Family, about a family of ambulance drivers in Mexico,. But this one came down to Bacurau vs. The Platform for me, and even though I fell in love with The Platform way back in 2019, it technically didn't debut on Netflix until 2020. As such, it was eligible, and was the clear winner, as I've seen it about a half-dozen times. It's a great piece of genre cinema that offers valuable social commentary as well. I can't believe there hasn't been an English-language remake commissioned yet...

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

The Invisible Man*
Minari
News of the World
Nomadland
Tenet

Note: This might've been the most competitive category in my mind, as all five of these films would make deserving winners, if very different ones. Nomadland and Minari are gorgeous, sensitive movies and News of the World is a golden oldie, full of dusty western vistas. Meanwhile, the cinematography in Tenet is one of the few elements of the indecipherable action movie that really works. But I loved everything about the camerawork in The Invisible Man and how it used empty space to tell its chilling story of domestic abuse and gaslighting. It's the kind of thoughtful work that should be studied in film school for years to come.

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Da 5 Bloods
The Gentlemen*
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
One Night in Miami
The Trial of the Chicago 7

Note: Listen, I'm hardly an expert on costumes, so take my opinion with a grain of salt, but I'm going with The Gentlemen, which made expert use of tracksuits, goofy glasses and tailored suits. It's kind of weird how these five movies are so "male," in that female-driven costume dramas like Ammonite (which I didn't see) are the typical nominees in this category. I did really like the costumes in Birds of Prey, but I couldn't bring myself to give that film an Oscar nomination. I just can't condone that sort of comic book insanity, sorry. Promising Young Woman probably would've been my alternate, but it was more about Mulligan's outfits than anyone else in the cast, whereas all of my nominees do a good job of defining and differentiating their characters via their clothing. 

BEST EDITING

The Invisible Man*
Minari
Nomadland
Promising Young Woman
Sound of Metal

Note: Editing is a crucial element of every movie, but especially in terms of horror films and psychological thrillers like The Invisible Man, which are so dependent on timing. From the opening title sequence, this movie has you in the palm of its hand, so as much as I loved Sound of Metal and Nomadland, I had to give it up to The Invisible Man for keeping me on the edge of my seat and never letting up thanks to a fast pace that keeps the story moving.

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING

Bad Hair
Hillbilly Elegy*
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Promising Young Woman
Sound of Metal

Note: I love Riz Ahmed's blonde hairstyle in Sound of Metal and Carey Mulligan's rainbow wig in Promising Young Woman and the striking makeup job done on Viola Davis in Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, and you have to hand it to the team behind Bad Hair, given what this award is for. But to me, if we're going to have a serious discussion about the makeup and hairstyling work done this year, we have to talk about Hillbilly Elegy and Glenn Close's physical transformation.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Antebellum
Minari
News of the World
Nomadland
Tenet*

Note: This was a tough call, but it came down to Antebellum vs. Tenet for me, and in the end, I could not deny Ludwig Goransson's impact on Christopher Nolan's Tenet, which simply did not deserve such a thrilling score. Keep an eye on Roman GianArthur and Nate "Rocket" Wonder though, as they did a great job composing a spine-tingling score for Antebellum, and they should be getting more jobs off that little-seen film.

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

"Edgar's Prayer," Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
"Husavik," Eurovision Song Contest
"Rain Song," Minari
"Speak Now," One Night in Miami
"Green," Sound of Metal*

Note: Minari is the movie that should just be happy to be here, and as fun as "Edgar's Prayer" and "Husavik" are, the nomination is as far as I can go for either of those songs. This came down to "Speak Now" vs. "Green," and while "Speak Now" would make a fine winner, and is certainly the most likely among my nominees to actually win this year, "Green" is the song I'll listen to in my car on my own, years after this weird awards season is officially in the history books. 

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Mank
Mulan*
News of the World
One Night in Miami
Promising Young Woman

Note: I thought Mulan featured some absolutely gorgeous sets that conveyed the scope of both the movie and the story itself. I loved what the One Night in Miami team did with that hotel room, and you have to give Promising Young Woman credit for its color scheme. Mank's below-the-line credits were flawless, and it's probably the most deserving winner, I just couldn't bring myself to give that movie an Oscar -- something I can't even say for Tenet! As a result, Mulan wins by default.

BEST SOUND

The Invisible Man
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
Nomadland
One Night in Miami
Sound of Metal*

Note: Do I really need to explain this one? Sound of Metal is a movie about hearing loss. The sound design is impeccable, as it places us inside the head of its protagonist. Not even Ma Rainey's Black Bottom -- a movie about recording sound -- could compete with that kind of Oscar-ready hook. 

BEST ENSEMBLE (not an actual award)

Ma Rainey's Black Bottom*
Minari
Nomadland
One Night in Miami
Promising Young Woman

Note: The second-biggest award, I suppose, goes to the stacked ensemble of Ma Rainey's Black Bottom, which includes Colman Domingo and Glynn Turman, both of whom were overlooked all season, plus folks like Jeremy Shamos, Jonny Coyne, Joshua Harto and Dusan Brown, who played Ma Rainey's stuttering nephew. But I love all of these casts. If I had to say which one was the last addition, I'd say Promising Young Woman. I just loved what everyone brought to Minari and One Night in Miami, while the non-professional cast of Nomadland is what made that movie so authentic, not Frances McDormand. But yeah, at the end of the day, I entered Ma Rainey's recording studio a skeptic of sorts, but I emerged a believer, and that's thanks to the entire cast, not just Viola Davis and the late, great Chadwick Boseman, whose career ends on a high note here.

FINAL TALLY (out of 21, including Animated Feature and Visual Effects):

Sound of Metal - 5 (Picture, Actor, Supporting Actor, Original Song, Sound)
Nomadland - 3 (Actress, Director, Adapted Screenplay)
The Invisible Man - 2 (Cinematography, Editing)
Tenet - 2 (Original Score, Visual Effects)
Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution - 1 (Documentary)
The Gentlemen - 1 (Costume Design)
Hillbilly Elegy - 1 (Makeup and Hairstyling)
Ma Rainey's Black Bottom - 1 (Ensemble)
Minari - 1 (Supporting Actress)
Mulan - 1 (Production Design)
Onward - 1 (Animated Feature)
The Platform - 1 (International Feature)
Promising Young Woman - 1 (Original Screenplay)